May 2013
amoying:
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
Reblog if you've actually SEEN the movie "The...
awesometriathlon:
catgh0st:
Let’s see who’s over 18
yahoo wants to make tumblr more "family friendly"
shanemackinnon:
valueshere:
fuck that. i want titties and jizz and art and xmas lights and dolphins and ass fucking and vegan food and finger blasting and Public Enemy and foot fetishes and adultery and landscapes and hockey and Godzilla and fisting and strap ons and sea otters and polar bears and bison and vacation pix and history and grammatical errors and chubby chasers and gangbangs.
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To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.
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fierrrrrrce:
Real men don’t talk about their sexual conquests or call a woman out of her name. My father once told me “No matter if a woman is sinner or a saint when you lay with her you become her equal. So no matter what you feel about them, it’s also a reflection of yourself.
These are very wise words.
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There is a Thunder Storm happening right now and I have an urge to go fuck in the rain…really REALLY badly.
Problems with being a male
Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title
Mitch Lucker is a legend pass it on
jerrylikesbands:
This post has just 5 notes less than the most popular post on tumblr.
I don’t think sth about Romney deserves more than this.
REBLOG
whimmy-bam:
reichenballs:
mrjackles:
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kasice:
If you like my selfies on a regular basis or even reblog one
I’m assuming you’re down to touch each other inapproriately
