BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.
|—||Jane Yolen (via maxkirin)|
The Nintendo goddess
Tony Hawk needs to get on this cat’s level.
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
Women I know who can do this: who play soccer, lift weights, do(did) gymnastics, ran(run) track, pole dancing, swimmers, women who orgasm….oh wait that’s all women. Most men just don’t know it….